An ADOLESCENT sits down to learn to play the guitar. They are about to look up some free video lessons on their phone, but first they check the per-stream royalty rate. A third of a penny. Dejected, the ADOLESCENT packs the guitar away, never to play a single note.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, I (ME) am trying to write this essay but I’m stuck at the start. Something feels off about every option I consider, plus I’ve started to imagine the beginning as something like a CARDBOARD BOX which sits out the front. I know what the CARDBOARD BOX is for because I’m the one who put it there: I’m supposed to place something inside it that might grab your attention. But I hate that there is a CARDBOARD BOX sitting out front of my essay, and I’ve become sick of standing around it trying to figure out what best to dump inside.

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  • #0003

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  • #0002

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